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Drones, planes need new weapons and sensors, says special ops official
The gunships still take center stage but require advancements to keep up with the pace of warfare.
By Todd South
To infinity and beyond — Bezos’ rocket builds on proud phallic legacy
Only the fifth domain has yet to be penetrated by a phallus, as it were.
By Sarah Sicard
This veteran artist turns your depraved phallic dreams into morale patch realities
These morale patches are not for the faint of heart.
By Sarah Sicard
Move over sky penis, we’ve got a sea penis now
The Ever Given, now stuck in the Suez Canal, has had a fraught journey from the start.
By Sarah Sicard
19-year-old pilot spells ‘F--k COVID 19′ in flight path, joins trailblazers of military aviation
Military aviation should be champing at the bit to recruit the 19-year-old.
By Jon Simkins
Woman previously charged with trespassing at CIA, asking for ‘Agent Penis’ arrested once again
One does not simply get a meeting with Agent Penis.
By Jon Simkins
‘It feels normal’ — nearly 2 years after penis transplant, veteran maimed by IED feels whole
“It was one of the best decisions I ever made.”
By Jon Simkins
A wig, a car, a knife, a BB gun, a diaper, a Navy astronaut and her lover’s lover
Review: Portman's 'Lucy in the Sky' is an interesting mess.
By Lindsey Bahr, AP Film Writer
Apollo 11 at 50: Celebrating first steps on another world
Hundreds of millions tuned in to radios or watched the grainy black-and-white images on TV as Apollo 11's Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin set foot on the moon on July 20, 1969, in one of humanity's most glorious technological achievements.
That F-35 sky penis above Luke AFB wasn’t intended to be sky penis, base says
Get your mind out of the gutter, people.
Marines who flew T-34C sky penis pattern didn’t know new transponder allowed everyday civilians to track their flight path
The ADS-B transponder sends GPS satellite information to air traffic controllers and other aircraft to track location.
By Shawn Snow